“Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together, after we had gathered the fruits of our labors; they four in one day killed as much fowl, as with a little help beside, served the Company almost a week, at which time amongst other Recreations, we exercised our Arms, many of the Indians coming amongst us, and amongst the rest their greatest king Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five Deer, which they brought to the Plantation and bestowed on our Governor, and upon the Captain and others.  And although it be not always so plentiful, as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want, that we often wish you partakers of our plenty.”

– Edward Winslow, Mourt’s Relation (modern spelling), 1621

 I’ve been reading quite a bit in the blogshpere about this past Thanksgiving weekend and I have an important announcement to all my American friends south of the border:  You have it all wrong! 

I’m making a pitch to change US Thanksgiving. You have got to start petitioning your lawmakers to change this statutory holiday to a Monday from its current calendar position on a Thursday.  See, usually it’s Americans who think we Canadians should concede and go along with US majority.  Can I tell you how many times I am asked, why don’t you guys just celebrate Thanksgiving in November, like we do?  Or, why don’t you guys just use the same currency as we do?  Or best yet, why don’t you guys celebrate the 4th of July?  So indulge me briefly as I turn it back to Americans this time.  Of all the US statutory holidays, Thanksgiving is one of two holidays which does NOT fall on a Monday, therefore not guaranteeing y’all (you + all = y’all, right? I’m still fuzzy on this contraction) a long weekend.  Why is that?  

 The American Thanksgiving statutory holiday is on a Thursday and while many have the Friday off, it is not technically a statutory holiday, so many are expected back at work on Friday.  More than likely they are still enduring their self-induced food coma.  My first thought is to those suffering poor souls that work in retail … after they have their loving family gathering, they have to go head right over to their minimum wage retail job at midnight and deal with the throng of shoppers delighting in long lines and minimal stock.  Isn’t that like visiting your mother-in-law with a debilitating hangover?

To be fair, I haven’t done detailed research on the history of the calendar placement of this American holiday, but do you think the Pilgrims really did gather on a Thursday to celebrate the harvest with the indigenous peoples?  Really?  I honestly don’t think Winslow had anything close to Black Friday shopping in mind when he penned the words ‘partakers of our plenty’.  I’m pretty sure he meant crushing grapes into wine, with those words.  Yes, that has to be it.  Pass my goblet, please.  

If Americans celebrated Thanksgiving on a Monday, the traditional holiday meal would take place on the Sunday evening before.  The holiday Monday would truly be one of rest, recuperation and of course thankfulness (or, yes possibly the busiest travel day of the year, but let’s not worry about that for a moment).  Best yet?  The stores would be closed on Thanksgiving Monday.  C.L.O.S.E.D!  No Black Monday shopping would even be possible, so we don’t have to awake to the viral images of pepper-sprayed Californians hoping to scoop an XBox deal, or an Arkansas woman’s bared butt as she loses touch with reality over a $2 waffle iron at Walmart (I actually did not these but heard about them on the radio on my way into work this morning!).  For the football fans, have no fears about Thanksgiving football.  The NFL could easily accommodate this change in holiday schedule given that Sunday afternoon and Monday evenings are already devoted to football… why not throw a real turkey around on Sunday too?

I’m not trying to initiate an international debate, I am only thinking of the best interests of our dear American neighbours, and believe that you should all return to work fully recuperated from the feast and food leftover orgy that is Thanksgiving…on both sides of the border!

I think this proposal warrants careful consideration.

What do you think?

8 Responses to Please change American Thanksgiving!

  • Astra,
    I think you are on to something! Thanksgiving on Monday. Ingenious! You Canadians are a wise and wonderful group! That being said…I don’t think the U.S. will ever escape the shopping madness whether it be Friday or any other day of the week. That crap is programed in our blood down here! A sort of “start your engines…time to shop craziness. Still, I like your plan. Now…why don’t you celebrate the 4th of July again? 🙂

    • Ingenious Plan B: All North Americans should celebrate both 4th of July *and* Canada Day, thereby creating a 3-day work week and 4-day beer and BBQ fest of epic proportions as only our continent could do 😉

  • I’m really curious about that 4th of July thing, myself. Here, I thought you DID celebrate it! 🙂

    I’m momentarily defensive, though, so I feel compelled to point out that the shopping is not programmed into our blood. Some of us manage to ignore it all without any misgivings.

    • Congratulations on ignoring crazy Black Friday! I, too, would lack the patience (and the entertainment factor is minimal too!).
      We celebrate Canada Day on the 1st of July 😉

  • I like to go out on Black Friday. I don’t need to, it’s just a tradition. My sister and I get up early (but not too early) we walk around from 8 – 10 in the morning. We drag our girls around and then the four of us go out to lunch or brunch, and return home to take a nap or watch movies. It’s silly really, since we’re not shopping unless there is a dire need for new undies or shoes, we mostly leave the mall empty handed. I am not in favor of Monday. I like having a four day weekend, but you do make an excellent case for changing it.

    • That sounds more like a annual tradition than a Black Friday Frenzy… just lovely. And I can’t argue against a 4-day weekend; I just know some are not given the Friday off. Hope you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving and a scrumptious brunch with the girls 🙂

  • Definitely an interesting idea…lately the schools here have been taking off the entire Thanksgiving week because so many families were vacationing anway! Wonder if the Monday idea would change anything…

    • I’m not surprised that the school system has had to modify their calendar as a result of Thanksgiving. As a Canadian at a US university, I still remember the looooonnnnnnggggg line of coach buses on campus on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, waiting to take students home for the long weekend! Moving Thanskgiving to Monday would change nothing, Iknow. It was a fancilful thought! Hope your long Thanskgiving weekend was enjoyable!

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