Is it just me, or does that title make you giggle too?

CBC recently reported  that Air Canada pilots were leaving pornographic material in the cockpit.  Apparently the airline’s chief pilot and director of fleet operations expressed his disappointment that he has to warn pilots again against doing so.

Again?! The airline’s chief pilot had to express his disappointment … again?! I can’t believe this is actually a recurring issue within our national airline!

Some sources say that the pilots doing so are just trying to upset their female colleagues for infiltrating what has been primarily a male-dominated role.

I’m not sure what upsets me more: knowing that the pilots may be considerably distracted while piloting the plane I’m on (and we all know the judgement of men is seriously impaired when “distracted”) or the fact that they chose the most ridiculously juvenile tactic possible to upset Air Canada’s female pilots! What are they? Twelve?!  Hopefully some of the smarter Air Canada pilots are comforting their male colleagues by telling them they’re going to get fired long before any female pilot quits over finding a porn mag!

May I also just say that this interesting journalist material contrasts sharply to the En Route magazine left for the rest of us in the cabin (not that I’m complaining).

Between this and the Jian Gomeshi debacle, Canadians are seriously getting a bad rep of late (a beaver as our national mascot certainly doesn’t help). Just to make it even juicier, the internet porn site Brazzers recently offered free membership to Air Canada pilots. Yes, Virginia, there are internet porn sites.  All the Air Canada pilot new members have to do is tweet out the porn site. Hmmm, and just how many pilots will stupid enough to take them up on that offer? Then again, if they were stupid enough to leave porn in the cockpit …

Maybe the motto per ardua ad astra (“through adversity to the stars”) needs to be modified a bit for Air Canada to per ardua cum astra (“through adversity with the stars” … the porn stars…).  It’s almost too perfect.

I for one sincerely hope that those pilots get back to the serious business of flying a plane, and leave the gender discrimination to fashion designers and household cleaning product ads. And I, for one, will be referring to it as a flight deck from now on!

Please ensure your seat belts are securely fastened, folks!

6 Responses to Porn in the cockpit

  • How have I not heard this amazing story???! That’s priceless! “How many times do I have to tell you fellows not to leave your porn in the cockpit?” OMG – stop it, Canada. We won’t get to be all self-righteous anymore if this continues. 😉

  • Tsk, tsk. I expect better of you Canadians. Seems like the States is having a bad influence on your people. Tsk, tsk, indeed! 😉

  • How I do love thee, Astra. Let me count the ways. If it makes you feel any better, pilots have been secreting porn in the “flight deck” since at the very least, the Seventies when I was a flight attendant. It was a standard joke. I do believe that is how I was introduced to a rather infamous man known as “Long Dong Silver.” Good times.

    The funny thing is, at this point and time in history, I don’t think any woman who has survived military flight school, or any flight school for that matter, would be shocked by whatever pornographic image the old-timers could produce.

    But I must say, I am very impressed with your Latin. I would put, “Well-versed in Latin, along with enjoying twerking and St. Michele wine” beneath your centerfold.

    • Thanks, Amy! Your comment is funnier than the post 🙂
      I guess Air Canada is just a little behind the US airlines … as usual … we’re always lagging!
      I’m still working on my Latin 🙂

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